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troy

someone who doesnt like to listen to their girlfriend all the time. Also consistently getting hurt by basketball and work. He thinks hes a warrior in bed, but the truth is, he's all talk.
he never listens to his girl friend? he must be a troy
by cutiepieeeeeee October 8, 2010
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Troy

to be the worst physical athlete possible at every sport known to man. You cannot catch a pass, kick a ball, catch a ball, hit a ball, run, and shoot a ball. you are so bad at every sport that even the coach makes fun of you.
you are the equivelent of being troy
by teamsportsperiod4 December 4, 2010
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Troy

A typical man whore who is a piece of shit and also a player who makes you think he's yor everything. He also has a very small dick and does not know how to make a girl happy in bed
Do you see that boy

Yeah that's Troy the toothless wonder
by Lesme sue January 26, 2015
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Troy

Know for having VERY tiny penis, or none at all.
Girl: That guy had a troy, it sucked.
by UR mother November 24, 2014
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Troyed

When a DJ mixes 2 songs together where the beats do not mix and the edit is noticed because the change is sudden or abrupt.
Were we on the dance floor having lots of fun until Joe (the DJ) troyed and ruined our groove.
by Michael A Staton March 6, 2005
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Troy

Troy is what tired parents name their already disappointment babies. Troys are the biggest assholes you will ever meet. They have stupid hair and a dumb laugh. Troys use shitty humour to make up for their micro-penises. They have obvious mommy issues and probably ate sand as a child. Troys have one hobby and redirect their life around it. Troys often drive big trucks, displaying to everyone that they can’t satisfy a woman.
“Ugh that guy is such a dick, he’s probably a Troy”
by Cold_Raw_Eggs April 17, 2023
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Troy

A kid with the last name usually Pickard. That is very dumb and makes this name look bad. He is always crying and getting others in trouble
Person 1.Wow I want to beat him up

Person 2. Yeah it must be a Troy
by Dogfish August 17, 2017
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