An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.
Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
by CapnToadie February 13, 2015
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by Technobri May 25, 2017
Get the Tinder Date mug.When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.
by Big Titted Grandma September 25, 2018
Get the Tinder Lag mug.The term used for a girl one finds on the dating app "Tinder" when your sole intention is to fuck the shit out of her box.
Roommate - "Have you found anyone new on Tinder?"
Me - "Yeah, I found a new tinderbox last night. I bet she can't wait until my dick is inside her."
Me - "Yeah, I found a new tinderbox last night. I bet she can't wait until my dick is inside her."
by The AFM February 23, 2014
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Get the Tindering mug.A TRINDTBD ("there-really-is-no-dress-there" black dress; pronounced "trint-BD") is the typical high school girl version of an LBD (little black dress), which is considered to be a high-fashion staple.
TRINDTBDs are often selected under the false presumption that they are in fact LBDs, and therefore make the wearer of the TRINDTBD feel classy. However, the TRINDTBD is much shorter and tighter than the classic LBD, usually including a low neckline and/or cut-outs.
TRINDTBDs are most commonly found at semi-formal high school dances such as homecoming. They are frequently paired with shoes that have at least a five-inch heel.
TRINDTBDs are often selected under the false presumption that they are in fact LBDs, and therefore make the wearer of the TRINDTBD feel classy. However, the TRINDTBD is much shorter and tighter than the classic LBD, usually including a low neckline and/or cut-outs.
TRINDTBDs are most commonly found at semi-formal high school dances such as homecoming. They are frequently paired with shoes that have at least a five-inch heel.
Jessica purchased her TRINDTBD for homecoming because she thought it was a nice combination of sexy and classy. It wasn't.
by classybiatch October 28, 2012
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by D@ngerous Dave December 11, 2012
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