Towel Bitch

(n) One who must wait on the shore with the articles that belong to the group while everyone else gets to frolic and play in the water.

Mitch, you're going to be the Towel Bitch because we have first dibs on the ocean.

by Cor007 July 4, 2011

Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010

Need a towel

So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up

Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!

by TushT June 3, 2018

Papes towel

New York slang for paper towel

Damn yo I need a papes towel

by T-bone steak October 1, 2019

little towel

A little towel is what is otherwise known as a "wash cloth"

I wash myself with a little towel and I dry off with a big towel.

by BlakeLysol July 13, 2011

towel turban

When women wrap a towel around their hair after washing it, making the towel look vaguely like a turban.

Andrea - I can't be bothered doing a towel turban. I'd rather let it dry naturally

by pete the dragon August 20, 2013

jizz towel

1.What a guy cums onto after masturbation
2.A whore

1. I used her as a jizz towel
2. She fucks everyone. What a jizz towel!

by landcfinrock March 30, 2008