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captain tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
by wcb3 January 2, 2009
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Ship Tourettes

Located mainly in Shippensburg University, this condition forces the person to yell the word SHIP or RAIDERS with little to no control of the volume. This condition is also known to exist primarily in the SU Marching Band, although others on campus have caught this blessing of a condition.
Guy # 1: Hey guys what's SHIP! RAIDERS! up?

Guy # 2: What the hell is wrong with you?

Guy #3: He went to visit his cousin up at Shippensburg this weekend. Now he has the ship tourettes
by Coco w/o Chanel May 13, 2010
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voluntary tourettes

Voluntary Tourettes is a disease that causes people to say outlandish, intrusive, offensive, or overly Freudian comments; even though they know better and could easily restrain themselves. It can inflict any age, sex, or race. However, it has long been recognized to be more prevalent in mother-in-laws. Symptoms can be mimicked or compounded by alcohol.
Sorry babe, its her voluntary tourettes
by Thechevan July 20, 2011
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textual tourettes

where your brain works slower than your fingers resulting in saying/typing things you really shouldn't
" textual tourettes " you've been there before :P boobs
by saint-jim December 14, 2009
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Russian Tourettes

When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.
Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"
by _srsh_ May 8, 2018
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Death Tourettes

When you die in a video game and you uncontrollably and instantly shout something obscene, usually conducted by immature twelve year olds.

À la the infamous pewdiepie bridge incident.
xX_Gaymer420_Xx died to RGO Impact Grenade.
xX_Gaymer420_Xx shouts in his room "That fucking fuck-bucket".

That gamer has Death Tourettes .
by [TAT]Diomedes246 December 25, 2019
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Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010
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