When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
by Skubasteve4312 November 02, 2011
Going 100+ mph in a car without a seatbelt and crashing into an object; therefore, launching yourself through the wind shield and obliterating yourself.
Jeff’s wife divorced him, leaving him a state of depression.
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
Jeff later did a car torpedo to escape the pain
by ProbablySam October 30, 2021
A person who is an arrogant, passive aggressive dickface who believes he can write excellent papers, when in reality, it is just a bunch of words copied from cited sources
It is impossible to get any work done with a torpedo dude on board because he rejects another team member's idea in the most passive aggressive way while being extremely self-righteous.
by get_of_idiots February 27, 2012
by Andrew BX August 26, 2006
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by Mike Bruce October 03, 2005
An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is "cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front of one's friends (especially if one was male), one would probably be called a fag, gay, or queer, although I might not agree with them.
by Diana Stephens May 23, 2005