short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 22, 2021

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by Scholars Band January 17, 2022

bull-dyke mc topper

A bull dyke vehicle with a topper. These vehicles may include subaru, toyota's, s-10's ect.

"Oh look at Susie with her golden retriever in her toyota"
"Oh gosh, susie is such a bull-dyke mc topper."

by J Moss April 25, 2008

Topper

Some one who sucks dick

Kim is a topper

by Lokipoo101 November 15, 2017

Topper

A booty call. A girl you know will give you top or head

Yo Alyssa’s so in love with me. She’s my topper bro. I don’t care about her but she gives me good head.

by Sadbitch0307 November 11, 2019

topper

Topper is another word for a girl who goes around running top (giving head/sucking dick). This term is mainly used in Toronto.

Guy- Yeo fahm, you kno that girl tina?
Guy #2- YEAHH FAHM! I heard she's a topper!

by dont_worrrrrryyyyyyy May 23, 2017

Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.

You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".

by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023