A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 05, 2014
Get the nut toppermug. Yo Alyssa’s so in love with me. She’s my topper bro. I don’t care about her but she gives me good head.
by Sadbitch0307 November 10, 2019
Get the Toppermug. The act of ejaculating into a woman, inserting a hot dog into the vagina, putting the hot on a bun, and forcing the woman to eat it.
I was hangin' out with my gal pal yesterday and she said she was hungry, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Bun Topper.
by Brody the Rapist December 01, 2023
Get the Dirty Bun Toppermug. 1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.
by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021
Get the Pencil Toppermug. Deeply closeted man.
Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.
Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.
by grillboss26 April 26, 2023
Get the angel toppermug. by Mr.Goatheadboy January 04, 2019
Get the Lap Toppermug. Timmy Topper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.
Rachel says to Joey Monica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.
by Ohan33 November 12, 2015
Get the timmy toppermug.