Yo Alyssa’s so in love with me. She’s my topper bro. I don’t care about her but she gives me good head.
by Sadbitch0307 November 10, 2019
Get the Toppermug. A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
by Sir Brains McGains February 5, 2014
Get the nut toppermug. The act of ejaculating into a woman, inserting a hot dog into the vagina, putting the hot on a bun, and forcing the woman to eat it.
I was hangin' out with my gal pal yesterday and she said she was hungry, so I gave her the ol' Dirty Bun Topper.
by Brody the Rapist December 1, 2023
Get the Dirty Bun Toppermug. a ring with disney princess in
by 22323w April 29, 2019
Get the Disney Princess Cupcake topper ring bellemug. “Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”
“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”
“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”
by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024
Get the beef toppermug. 1) You see how that guy just double teamed those two broads? That is why he is the Big Topper
2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper
2) Dude, elephants, clowns and those dumbass niggas taming those lions are not cool, how did you become such a Big Topper
by The Big Topper June 5, 2010
Get the Big Toppermug. Deeply closeted man.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.
In the back of the closet next to the bag that you said you were gonna donate to Goodwill 2 months ago.
by grillboss26 April 26, 2023
Get the angel toppermug.