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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
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Topper

Some one who sucks dick
Kim is a topper
by Lokipoo101 November 15, 2017
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Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.
A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."
by CONiner May 14, 2024
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Crazy Lubricated Topper

When you have intercourse with a girl who is so wet she constantly leaks on you. While she is leaking you struggle to breathe and have a near death experience because you almost drown. Dont try at home
That girl is a crazy lubricated topper. I wouldnt do her.
by frandern August 31, 2010
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topper

Topper is another word for a girl who goes around running top (giving head/sucking dick). This term is mainly used in Toronto.
Guy- Yeo fahm, you kno that girl tina?
Guy #2- YEAHH FAHM! I heard she's a topper!
by dont_worrrrrryyyyyyy May 26, 2017
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Topper

A misogynistic, narrow-minded, sexist, foolish, self-important, buffoon whose favoured clothes are expensive sports apparel.

The word is a parody of "top boy" and the people it applies to are not top boys.
You can't say that you top b......

The place was full of toppers leering at all the women.

He is "so top" or He is terrible "a total topper".
by Heraclitus stopfordian March 26, 2023
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Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024
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