toobin

toobin: Accidently (one assumes) engaging in sexual behavior (e.g. stimulating ones toob) in an Internet sex chat while your office meeting screen, video and mic. is still live (again, we assume by accident)

I'll be right with you, I'm just busy toobin. The idiot did a toobin, and his company fired him. No toobin is allowed in this company.

by erewhon September 01, 2021

toobin

The act of masturbating.

Please don't be toobin online.

by Rozzysed October 24, 2020

Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020

toobin

Masturbating while video conferencing, usually during a Zoom meeting.

I was in a Zoom meeting and started toobin because one of my coworkers made me horny.

by Didnotknowcamerawason October 20, 2020

TOOBIN

getting lit

Karen and her friends were toobin on a Friday night

by Laonservadora369 September 29, 2023

Toobin

(Verb) to masturbate while someone is watching, especially via some form of internet video chat format. You know, to choke the one eyed monster, stroke the salami, pull the pud, poaching the egg, making the bald man cry, dialing the rotary phone, finding Nemo, badgering the witness, tugging the slug, jerkin’ the gherkin, making Pearl Jam, ordering Tartar sauce, bashing the bishop, waxing the carrot, painting the ceiling, jerking off, rousing the governor.

Man, he was Toobin it like there was no tomorrow, in an almost angry, yet sad and pitiful manner

by Bob, master of all he surveys October 20, 2020

toobin'

masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off

Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?

by Thom Quorke October 20, 2020