I'm staying home today 

Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?

Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...

I'm staying home today by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.

You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.


"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.

The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007

T-t-t-today Junior

By saying this you are mocking someone who is taking a long time to pronounce a word preceding with the letter 'T' and is stuck on the first syllable of that word.

Made famous in the film, Billy Madison

Timmy: Well, yesterda-day I decided to go to my dad's house and I t-t-t-t-t-..

John: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!!!

T-t-t-today Junior by jayjayg7 January 12, 2012

Bella.is.ok.today 

The most beautiful and amazing person you will know, she will be there for you non-stop and make your day as bright as her smile is. She truly is a ball of sunshine.

Me: Did you talk to Bella.is.ok.today
Someone: no
Me: You should check them out! She's so cool!

Bella.is.ok.today by bellasimp June 3, 2021

hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft 

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hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft by bruhlike1028idkwhyallaretaken9 January 8, 2022

Kiss your bf today 

National have you boyfriend kiss you day!! Hahaha!

Hey Lincoln kiss me on Monday kiss your bf today
You have to kiss your bf today

Kiss your bf today by UglyButthole101 November 2, 2019

Its All I have to bring Today

It's all I have to bring today
This, and my hart beside
This, and my hart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide
Be sure you count, should I forget
Some one the sum could tell
This, and my heart, and all the bees
Which in the Clover Dwell

-Its all i have to bring today
-nothing else?
- no, that is all

Its All I have to bring Today by 140CM February 14, 2022