roasty toasty

a word not invented and/or trademarked by callum. (also means warm weather or another word for croquets which are too hot)
1. these croquets are roasty toasty
2. wow it’s roast toasty outside
3. callum you did not create roasty toasty
by roasty toasty August 10, 2019
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Toasty Torpedo

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.
"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"
by toastyTORP April 08, 2009
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Toasty Torpedo

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke
"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"
by dustynook February 01, 2010
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toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.
After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.
by liquidiq February 03, 2010
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Cheese toasty

When you jizz in a fat chick's flaps and then later pull it apart like a grilled cheese.
Bro 1. " damn that girls super sized"
Bro 2. " just my type, Ima give her a cheese toasty when I'm done."
by Wutwut December 16, 2017
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toasty "O"

while performing anal sex on the beach then removing your penis from the anus putting it in the sand and then shoving it back into the anus forcefully creating severe pain for both parties
she cheated on me at beach week so i gave that bitch a "toasty "O""
by 2mmz September 01, 2010
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Birthday Toastie

A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.
Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.
by recallwin March 15, 2010
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