Tired and emotional

Meaning "drunk," a catchphrase popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown.

The party dragged on too long, Sam kept getting shot down by the girls he spoke too, and by dawn you could say he was tired and emotional.

by Billy Frank April 10, 2009

Tired as Fuck

Not being able to think of anything but sleeping, but it is to early to go to bed

After that big hike today im am Tired as Fuck, but its only 6pm.

by BearJew 69 February 22, 2012

tire fuck

When riding bicycles, striking the front tire of one bike repeatedly into the back tire of another bike, usually causing a large fart sound.

I tire fucked Nick so hard that he crashed into a lake.

by Yvon Gluteus October 20, 2008

Fuck tire

Roll your partner up like a tire (feet over shoulders), and take it to pound town.

Last night my girl let me try a fuck tire.

by Rusty Taint November 20, 2017

Just Tires

An expression denoting that a certain topic or argument is no longer relevant. It is as insignificant at tires.

Tiffany: Wait what are you guys talking about it someone explain!

Mckenna: Don’t worry it’s just tires.

Jake: Yeah it’s just tires. Anyway go get the whip its.

by Ritz28 March 20, 2022

wii-tire

retiring from the game of wii for the day

Jenna: hey girl.. we've been in wii-bernation all day
Anne: you're right, i think it's time to wii-tire

by ennab January 28, 2009

Tire Discounters

Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.

"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"

'.........I don't, sorry.'

by Ozekat February 1, 2013