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Night Timing International

The name of the rapidly growing organization that is known for Night Timing. Started in Atlantic County, NJ in September 2008 by 4 members, it has grown to become a popular group for the concept of going out at night and having a good time. For minors, the popular method of sneaking out occurs when one does not have permission of the legal guardians in order to meet up with fellow Night Timers.

NTI now consist of many more members. In order for one to be approved for the group, one must be DTF aka Down To Fuck which means willing to be cool and going out with the rest of the group without any Bitch-Ass-Ness. If some one is not willing to cooperate or drops out of the group, they are sure to expect a mean Forking. and if they dont have a lawn then Egging to their windows may occur.

NOTE: One may be Honorably Discharged of the group which means no penalty if one gets in trouble by the legal guardians due to Night Timing. This has happened to a few members. One has been caught due to a failure to remove a ladder next to the window which the parent concluded precisely that he snuck out. One has also been caught making too much noise sneaking back into their respective house and also arriving home incredibly late or past sunrise.
The following activities are ways of having a good time
when going out:

1) going to the legendary Jersey Devil's house for a scary and fun experience.

2) doing harmless but rather very annoying pranks such as forking, driving on lawns, egging, beeping the horn.

3) going either to McDonald's, Denny's, or White Castle.

4) going to Ocean City boardwalk.

5) going to the Atlantic City boardwalk or casinos and driving around to talk to the women strolling on pacific avenue.

6) bustin dance moves. ex: arm head bang, crucifix.

7) just driving around and listening to the NTI theme song.

8) going to any other fun events such as parties or chilling at some ones house or even bowling.

9) strange catch phrases or words like squally, yo bro, hellz kitch, beautiful stuff, orale guey, or DTF.

Requirements: At least one car to get around town. Money to have a head banging time. supplies such as forks. running gear to avoid getting caught by house owners. cellular devices for solid communication.

Night Timing International has also had an Expansion in 2009 which is called NTI 2Day. look up in U.D.
by Night Timer 03 January 14, 2010
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Timming

A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.
“Oh look, he’s timming that girl again”
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The Picture Timeline theory

Looking at a womans older profile pictures on Facebook to determine when she became a slut.
"Dude, have you noticed how much sluttier Sheryl is getting?"

"I know man! I used The Picture Timeline theory on her and figured out she became a whore around grade 11."
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minnesota timeline

According to C. "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis of Achewood fame (www.achewood.com), the Minnesota Timeline is when you see the same lady in two completely different internet photo sets and you notice that she has the same shoes on. Presumably, this could apply to videos as well.
Instances of the Minnesota Timeline were fairly rare prior to the advent of internet connectivity and the mass of pornography sites it brought with it.
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text timing

the art of skilfully timing your texts when talking to someone you like to make them seem like you're not obsessed but you still like them
boy: hey
(15 minutes later)
girl: hey, what's up
(no pause)
boy: nothing much, you?

girl to friend: yo, just used awesome text timing on johnny and now we're text buddies.
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adventure timing

Tripping on acid/shrooms, or any hallucinatory drug; so much so that you experience a cartoonish, alternate reality.

A reference to the Cartoon Network show "Adventure Time."
Person 1: "Hey man, I just bought some LSD."
Person 2: "Sick, wanna go adventure timing?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm ready to see Lady Rainicorn in person. What time is it?"
Persons 1 and 2: "Adventure time!"
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