mission failed we'll get em next time

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.

Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time

by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016

Valve Time

A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.

Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.

by De Lumpdumper May 5, 2018

rhak time

A celebration at 9:11 am and pm for Muslims around the world. I dedicate this to rhak.

Hey, guys look it's 9:11, you know what that means. rhak time!

by Oscarizamazing March 2, 2020

in real time

live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now, this very moment

when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)

it's 7:52 a.m. in real time but by the time you read this it could be evening.

YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.

by idtst August 13, 2016

gropper-time

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.

"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."

by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

Big Time Rush

idk who they are but they have a pretty lit song

Me- "SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME........"
My friend-"...RUSH"
Both- "OOOHHHHHHHHHH"
Big Time Rush is litttt

by watchoutitsdatboi May 6, 2019

Epic Meal Time

Food porn at its finest on YouTube. An orgy of bacon strips, Jack Daniels, meat and hot bitches eating it is common.

I got a boner from watching that chick eat that meat log on Epic Meal Time!

by BaconstripsBaconstrips December 28, 2010