Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

by SpudManDom June 16, 2018

Spoon

Spoon

Use a fucking spoon to eat dumbass.

by sfhbayuwsfyhuw April 8, 2022

Spoon

A retarded person.

One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.

by playsthecat July 26, 2020

spoons

Another word for a skateboarding prodigy. Reaches new limits, breaks boundaries, always raises the bar and at the end of the day rolls fiya J.

"yeah that was sick man!"

"riding like spoons!"

by WILL AND DAN February 5, 2018

spoon

the worlds deadliest weapon

AHHHH HES GOT A.. A A SPOON

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Spoon

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019

spoon

Lying "like spoons. ," "spoon like" in nature.", Resembling two spoons,one against the other.

"I can't wait to go lie down and spoon with my Lorelei!"

People are fairly shocked, usually, when I tell them my kitty, Lorelei, with whom I have an extremely strong bond,waits for me to come snuggle under the covers at night so we can spoon together! Yes, she ACTUALLY curls herself into a "C" shape and backs up into my tummy,as I then put my arm around her! I'm SO LUCKY &BLESSED!

by All the good names r taken May 21, 2020