The J Special

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!

by unearthen November 24, 2018

The Laskowski Special

A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.

Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.

by Renascent October 3, 2021

The Whitey Special

When you're having sex with a girl, and suddenly your pale, near-albino friend with braces and awkward social skills jumps out of the closet with a camcorder and screams at the two of you like a banshee.

Yeah, we pulled the Whitey Special on Bill. He said he hasn't been able to get it up for days. Which is fine because Susan won't even talk to him anymore.

by Chendaddy July 16, 2008

The Sullivan Special

When a male tries to suck his own dick.

Last night Bubba finished his homework early and decided to try the Sullivan Special.

Lindsey was ready for the Thanksgiving Sandwhich Smash but Bri decided he'd rather give himself the Sullivan Special.

by blondiefromnorfolk December 8, 2010

The Fisher Special

When you pay your cousin $200 to have sex with you, and end up having her hand up your asshole aka. four finger combo

"hey Jack, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh I got The Fisher special from Hannah"

by Lemon cardboard March 5, 2019

The Chris Special

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.

Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.

by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021

the thompson special

Where a boy named eddie thompson does the helicopter, before RKOing the person that is giving a handjob, and bum fucking them.

A Unity Special ~ i hate you jamie you retard

Oh my god, I wish eddie would do the thompson special on me!

by eddthomp May 20, 2023