Pontius Pilot

A Pontius Pilot is someone flies planes and rides cocks.

Shayne is Pontius Pilot.

by PeterBirnie August 20, 2021

Pelican Pilot

A Pelican Pilot; is a helicopter/airplane pilot who always has more reasons not to go flying than to go flying.

Customer: That "Pelican Pilot" you sent never wants fly!
Boss: I know; you have to throw rocks to get them to fly!

by Maximizeme March 9, 2020

Jelly Pilot

The sexual act of hanging upside down on someone, like a standing 69, and giving a blow job to him/her while he/she has jelly smeared over his/her genitalia and runs around in a circle with his/her arms out like an airplane.

I love Jelly Pilot.

by DonOvan April 4, 2012

i WIll bE PilOt

the job all pakistan kid want to do until they get shot down and cry

person 1 : whEn I grOW uP i WilL Be A huUU ArMY ANd SaVe PakiStaN AnD dEStrOy InDiA, i WIll bE PilOt .
person 2 : wooooow grape, no one will have carrot

by pagylolo October 21, 2020

Pilots of Sound

The up-and-coming epic band of win. They play Rock music, and are just awesome overall.

Max: Yo, have you written that song for our band Pilots of Sound?
Sal: You know I've been busy playing WOW....

Groupie: OMG OMG OMG OMG, POS (Pilots of Sound), WE <3 YOU!

by LKJHLKJHLKHLKJHASLKJDHALSDHALS June 12, 2009

pilot program

A new idea at a large company that either management has no faith in it being successful (hence they implement it on a small scale) or is a brilliant idea that one unit can convince management to do (although management will take the credit when it goes company-wide). Either way the folks running the pilot program will receive the least support and the utmost scrutiny from supervisors and jealous snarkyness from their coworkers. Much like real test pilots although there is less chance of death (usually).

Watercooler Guy 1: "Did you hear that Steve's department has a laptop pilot program?"

Watercooler Guy 2: "Yeah, that will never work. Steve will screw it up. I wonder if I could convince my boss to get me a laptop though."

by Steve from Corporate December 16, 2011

trouser pilot

Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".

"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm

by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007