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horizontal ladder

"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."
by pasha sasa April 14, 2014
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hoe ladder

The ladder of hoes you must climb to become the hoe lantern or top hoe!
T worked really hard sleeping with lots of men to reach the top of the hoe ladder.
by Ladder. King September 12, 2017
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corporate ladder

a sexual act(created by a genius who shall be known as tootoes) in which a man lies face down on the edge of a supporting object with his penis pushed downward between his legs while his partner kneels behind him and sucks it with her nose in his ass. thus sucking cock and brown nosing all at the same time... corporate ladder.
neal: hey man, what'd you do last night?

tim: i beat up them hams and made the old lady climb my corporate ladder!
by timmytootoes February 14, 2008
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climbing the ladder

"climb the ladder"
suicide----first used by Noriega in Panama, when American Soldiers were tapping his phone inside the church where he was hiding right after they invaded Panama to capture this ruthless Dictator. He stayed there to avoid being captured by The United States and by the Panamanians.
Noriega: I'm not going to be captured and face the death penalty. I'm going to climb the ladder.

climbing the ladder
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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Borrowed Ladder

Derived from the movie Gattaca. Someone who comes from a lower class or disadvantaged background and through perseverance and perhaps some deception becomes a member of a higher class or a more desirable section of society.
Everyone at the office thinks Alex grew up rich like us, but he's a borrowed ladder - grew up in a trailer park.
by wholesum1 June 3, 2013
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Broken Ladder

broken ladder n.:

An attractive female. Term is typically used in a public setting by a group of males who do not wish for anyone, save the group, to know that an attractive female is being pointed out.

The saying began at a major retailer in order for employees to point out attractive women in the store without notice.
"Hey Scott, you should have been out here, you just missed a broken ladder."

"We have a broken ladder in aisle #5!"
by flurbury September 18, 2007
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ladder dagger

Dance move relating to daggering, the act of climbing a ladder, jumping off and landing horizontal on top of a woman and humping (daggering) her in a short motioned, rapid manner.
I was daggering this girl and I finished off with a fantastic ladder dagger!
by JonnyRusso March 16, 2011
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