When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.
He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.
by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010
Get the Rum Floatermug. by Jcmacs May 24, 2011
Get the French Floatermug. A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS
by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020
Get the local floatersmug. by ThemanSlim May 4, 2018
Get the Cream Floatermug. by Angry Floater August 8, 2022
Get the Angry Floatermug. The act of you and your partner(or more) sitting in a bath and trying to produce the largest floater the quickest.
by Scarxy March 1, 2020
Get the Philly Floatermug. Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it
by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019
Get the Pool floatersmug.