Dirty Ender

Letting someone control to get a sense of belonging. Usually in a sexual way

Guy 1: "Yo, they got major daddy issues, know how I know?!"

Guy 2: " tell me, fam"

Guy 1: " I dirty endered that bitch"

by T.T dude September 8, 2021

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ender buddy

ender buddy is your bestfriend. my bestfriend is jasmine! we do everything together. from playing roblox, texting all day, or just playing minecraft in endertopia. an ender buddy is someone who you can count on, the one person you trust the most. the person who makes you smile the most, and is your shoulder to cry on. they’re always there for you no matter what. someone you can be yourself around, without being judged. the one person in the world that get’s you like no-one else. your soulmate.

by yazlovesjasmine August 6, 2021

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Bar-ender

The depressed shit pile (invariably a dude) slumped over at the corner end of the bar when you enter the joint and who is still there when you leave...just more slumped over and depressed by that time. Wants people to ask him what's wrong, especially the cute bartender, but instead should be given a shot of cyanide on the house to end his miserable existence. Mostly likely became a bar-ender after his recent break-up with a hood rat.

"Shit, man, it took you forever to get the drinks."
"I got to close to the bar-ender and he had to tell me his tale of woe..."
"Let me guess; his hole left him for better dick!"
"No doubt."

by OdiumRex July 27, 2012

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thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

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10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

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