Trampoline

A piece of equipment used to jump on and do tricks such as flips; also known as a flaccid floor

When leaving a trampoline park, you may thank the employees by saying, “thank you for letting me play on your flaccid floors”

by Tortilla Milf March 3, 2022

Trampoline dodgeball

Getting balls the face for one hour by a man dressed as a wolf then going to the pub and looking up sex positions on urban dictionary.

I trampoline dodgeballed last night and I am now all hot and sweaty.

by CylonChris January 4, 2022

reverse trampoline

Sex move, Cowgirl based. The bottom thrusts repeatedly, bouncing the top up and down on them. Known as the reverse trampoline because the bottom (the trampoline) bounces the top.

"My girlfriend and I tried a reverse trampoline last night."

by LunarLander August 6, 2017

Trampoline Bro

An athletic male who spends most of their day doing insane flips on their trampoline. They are often considered popular and hilarious because of their athletic ability and sense of humor. They usually play sports such as soccer. which they are very good at. For some reason, they get lots of girls. Their fashion consist of a t shirt with the logo of the travel team they play on, some Nike shorts and slides when in the city, but usually, they are barefoot.

Guy 1: Yo who's that guy with the soccer jersey and shorts who just did a back flip off the ground?
Guy 2: Lemme see... Travel soccer jersey, shorts and barefoot, must be a trampoline bro.

by oooooofff January 17, 2018

Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.

Trampoline headbutt coming at ya!

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2020

Trampoline Place

The only location on planet earth where they can play the shittiest music possible and get away with it

Friend: Dude.. this music sucks..
Me: We’re at a trampoline place, the music isn’t supposed to be good..

by WutangInvictus January 30, 2019

Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline

Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children

by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024