Trampoline

A piece of equipment used to jump on and do tricks such as flips; also known as a flaccid floor

When leaving a trampoline park, you may thank the employees by saying, “thank you for letting me play on your flaccid floors”

by Tortilla Milf March 3, 2022

trampoline worthy

When a part of a girl's body is so big and perky you want to bounce a part of your body on it.

"When she took her shirt off i had to bounce my dick on them, they were trampoline worthy!"

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015

undercover trampoline

The act of stretching one's scrotal skin out with two hands - using thumb and forefinger - parallel to a primary surface (i.e. a bed or floor) until smooth, with the penis resting on top, utilizing the grip and taut skin to move the scrotum up and down at various speeds to have the penis bounce off of it continuously.

I’m going to go home and play undercover trampoline

by MyNutsRSweaty January 23, 2019

Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011

Trampoline

A large piece of equipment, typically placed in gardens, that people bounce on, and can also be used for competitive purposes too. They are very fun.

I'm going to go outside and bounce on my trampoline.

by Dx_raptor March 23, 2022

Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline

Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children

by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024

Trampoline Place

The only location on planet earth where they can play the shittiest music possible and get away with it

Friend: Dude.. this music sucks..
Me: We’re at a trampoline place, the music isn’t supposed to be good..

by WutangInvictus January 30, 2019