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Toobin

Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”
by B Muney October 22, 2020
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Toobin

The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah
by 212person October 19, 2020
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Toobin

When you whip out your meat stick during a video conference call.
Jeff got fired for toobin during a zoom call.
by INeedNoHandle October 19, 2020
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full toobin

Did you see Jeff go full toobin on that zoom call today?
by nope_mcnopeynope October 19, 2020
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Toobin

Masturbating on a workplace Zoom call whilst thinking the camera is off.
I might be in trouble. I was toobin on this morning's WIP call and I think Gary and Jessica saw me. Better make sure the camera's off when HR gets in touch; don't want to go two-for-toobin.
by Tommy G (Syd) October 19, 2020
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Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.
"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."
by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020
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Toobin

To fap, masturbate, or pleasure yourself while on a video conference call.
I am so embarrassed...I got caught toobin it on a zoom call earlier today.
by digitalmachine October 20, 2020
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