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What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”
Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.
by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022
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shiznit

Ugh, Xavier, you're such a shiznit!
by fuck you asshead July 1, 2023
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Shiznit Bizquik

Darn that pizza was the shiznit bizquik!!
by Eggspectacular7 September 30, 2025
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Shiznit

Shiznit(m)shitzits(pl) "spoken sjizzknit " conjucion of the Shit(m) one's defecation, to defecate/stool -and nit/knit(f) a knit/or tie. Meaning : The residue of fecal matter tied to the anushairs as a clumb. " yow bro, ya didnt wipe well, thats a huge ass shiznit dangling from your but cheeks.
yow bro, ya didnt wipe well, thats a huge ass shiznit dangling from your but cheeks - Flamus
by Flamus April 23, 2025
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shiznit

like, urban dictionary is, like, so totally the SHIZNIT!!!!
by kittykat1234567890 April 21, 2009
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shiznit

Ty Pennington, host of Extreme Makeover Home Edition.
Ty Pennington is the shiznit! he does so many great things for people. and he cries on TV! the shiznit.
by tips07 October 9, 2009
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Shiznits

Doung, crap a clean way to say shit.
"Holy shiznits! That was awesome
by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
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