Reuben

Reuben is a guy who is often a gamer and usually acts autistic but can lock in when it counts sometimes.

"AYO DID YOU SEE THAT?! REUBEN JUST DID A 360 MLG CLUTCH!"

by Noober2400 April 7, 2025

Reuben

this man is an absolute Chad: usually the tallest boy, brown hair, blue eyes, athletic, and can get any girl he wants. doesn’t care about your opinion.

Reuben is a chad

agreed

by rowanbarkleyxoxo November 23, 2021

Reuben Teo

A person who is extremely retarded and likes rolling down the hill with a girl called Isabella.

Reuben Teo is a retard.

by Reuben Teo August 23, 2018

Reuben

Boys with a non existent penis

Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs

by Realdog May 27, 2024

Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps

Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!

by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020

Reuben

hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him

reuben is the sweetest asshole i know

by princesslut September 7, 2022

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.

Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.

by Huzzbungo September 8, 2021