king missile

A band lead by poet John S. Hall. The band's "Biggest it" was titled "detachable penis" The lyrics for the song were written by Les Claypool but later sold to the band King Missile to what they wanted with it.

King Missile is a band

by ween- January 11, 2008

drop a missile

- taking a dump that drops into the toilet, spraying, for the most part, the underside of the dump taker with fecal water and such

Dennis casually showed his son how to drop a missile by filming himself while taking a dump, "plunk", soaking his legs as well as the seat of his pants in the process.

by Roux February 25, 2006

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

Snot Missile

Usually caused by laughing, it's a dry crusty boogie that shoots out of your nose (like a missile), because of a strong gust of air being pushed out.

After I told the joke, Frank laughed so hard that he blew a snot missile. I laughed so hard at Frank that I blew a snot missile of my own.

by Scott Too Hot July 30, 2009

Cruz missile

Eli Manning's record breaking weapon of choice amongst his arsenal with a range of 99 yards; usually devastating opposing teams with a touchdown shortly after launch.

Tom:"Oh snap! The Atlanta Falcons just got Cruz missile'd!"

by ramrod620 January 9, 2012

Curtis Missile

When an item of clothing is wrapped like a missile and fired across the room in efforts to avoid or escape a troubling situation.

“ did you just see that? He told me to his job then performed a Curtis missile”.

by Self righteous ones June 9, 2022

care missile

Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.

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Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.

Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.

by Care Engineer <3 December 3, 2009