Magician’s Donut

The ability to make items disappear using your butthole.

The crowd wasn’t liking my tricks, so I showed them my magician’s donut.

by Saltburn January 20, 2024

Bone magician

He who controls the bones is considered a bone magician.

I wanted to be a spectacular necromancer but everyone calls me a lousy bone magician.

by YeastyBoy October 19, 2020

Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars

Jake is such a Bullshit Magician

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Pivot Magician

A term used in Skateboarding; someone who is a Pivot Magician is someone who ALWAYS lands his skateboard tricks pivoted.

see that kid Albert over there? He's the Pivot Magician. he can't skate right.

by YOU MAD MO February 20, 2011

Crack Magician

A Magician who is under the influence of crack cocaine and believes he can do many different things.
OR
A really lame magician at a children's party.

OR

A common insult.

*In a crack den in south london*
Uhhhh that crack was good! Now watch me disperse into the mist!

Man that guy is a crack magician!

OR

*At a Childrens party*
Tah daaaa! The ring is now GONE! :D

*Parents after*
That was rubbish! I could see the ring on the floor behind him!

Yeah he was a crack magician.

OR

*in the playground*

IM soo cool :D !!!
No you aint you crack magician!

by Garlickson October 25, 2009

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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Short sleeved magician

Someone that is very predictable.

<You can see whats coming.>

Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."

Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."

by frggr March 2, 2010