MJ Brain

A person who has a hard time thinking about other things besides cannabis.

Since the first toke, Terry has been a MJ Brain.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Mj

A bitch that everyone seems to like. Constantly depressed and has one personality trait, being gay. Toxic but seemingly coming off as a nice person and usually very beautiful.

John: There goes Mj, listening to her rock music with her hoodie up.

by Waytogosuperstar July 23, 2022

Mj

Mj is the most beautiful woman you will ever meet, youre lucky she ever gives you a chance. From being extremly beautiful and smart, she has the most uplifting vibe you will ever see in a person. She will do anything in her power to cheer you up, and will never let you down. Mj is athletic, artistic, and the perfect person to spend the rest of your life with. Once youve got Mj, never let go, you will regret it.

"Im going to ask Mj to homecoming, shes so fine"
"Man, Jack is so lucky he is dating Mj!"
"I want Mj so bad"

by coochiedestroyer69069 March 11, 2023

MJ

A dumb looking mother fucker with a big ass nose.

Mf, you remind me of MJ!

by Gluckgluckinator9000 October 25, 2022

MJ special

Erics Mom's gift to Chad on a regular basis

Chad: Tell your mom thanks for the MJ special, delicious

by Chadw July 20, 2008

mj

my favorite person.

k+m 🙏

do you know who mj is?
“ofc. he’s awesom”

by catgirl73456 November 22, 2021

Mj step son

A fat ass bich who was more necks than insults and flexes his day z base even tho his ass didn't build it

Stop being mj step son

by Wicky28272 June 20, 2023