Lube Docking

Lube docking is the act of one man taking lubricant of off his erect penis and applying it to another mans erect penis so he too can have a lubricated penis

It’s was 3am and Josh burst into my room needing some lubricant as he had a girl in his bed, unfortunately I had just used the last of the bottle on myself so I implored Josh to come closer to me so we could do a bit of Lube Docking and lubricate his dry erect cock to help a mate out.

by FunkyFelix May 5, 2021

Lube Master

Somebody who never shuts the fuck about lubricants.

Tina is such a fucking lube master. I wish she would just drown in fucking lube sometimes.

by Shimuzaki May 25, 2010

cadet lube

To engage in anal activities carefully. The beginner/novice in anal activities whom requires much lubrication.
i.e (To handle with kid gloves).

Mike: I'm gona fuck him hard.
James: Go easy on me, i can't handle it raw!
Mike: Get the cadet lube then newb.

by Johnerthan September 3, 2006

food lube

Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.

This mustard makes for awesome food lube.

by blaip October 13, 2010

Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

by BUTT0N August 6, 2018

diarrhea lube

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

by Weirdthoughts101 March 5, 2018

lube tube

Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.

Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008