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Jonas Brothers

n.- Really bad boy band founded sometime in 2007, no one knows the real date because no one cares. They make ridiculously stupid covers and songs. They may be kid safe, but when 99% of your fan base is girls 9-15, and you call yourself a "rock" band, then you must have severe head trauma and deserve to die. Because the Jonas Brothers and mainstream rap and hip hop and pop (mostly the JonASS brothers) clog the arteries of the music industry, there are very few good bands actually being heard about, (IE Alexisonfire, Moneen, The Blood Brothers.) Any of these bands have potential for a major label, but because these no talent asses, the JoHoes, are converting potential listeners, they will never get that shot.

Yes, I'm 16.
Yes, I'm a male.
No, not all of my music is emo, heavy metal, punk, etc. I listen to the Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, The Beach Boys, Led Zeppelin, Boston, Chicago... You get the point.

If you're reading this and like the Jonas Brothers, let these words seep into your brain before you start with your "OMG! THE JoNAs BRoThERs aRe AmAziNG!" Their cover of Hello Goodbye was horrible, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr must be angered by this cover.
The Jonas Brothers have no talent.
Jonas Brothers armies have to listen to some real music.
by KillerPineapple January 17, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

by JTB Mo'Fxuk@z August 6, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A bunch of donkey ass-raping cock munchers and faggots. Their fanbase consists of rabid cock-wielders a.k.a. little immature girls who don't know what music is or what rock is. These butt-pirate fag machines frequently give each other anal backstage. If you have a f*cking brain, you don't like these bag-slapping, disney raping, shit-sucking, cum drinking, homos. F*ck! People, do you know what music is anymore?!?!?!?! These f*cking chastity loving queers are sucking some major cock and yet many do not seem to notice.
Anything Disney is already an epic fail and is scarred for life.

These queers don't play anything in the "rock" genre and yet their fans think they do.

The typical Jonas Brothers fan has a massive shit-covered dick up their ass.
by UrDadsDad December 19, 2008
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The jonas brothers

by efewf34 September 15, 2009
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Jonas brothers

a group of gay brothers who spread purity rings to promote there shity music AKA POP or a band that sucks
by Giggity666666 May 29, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

When used in singular, a term used to describe a male prostitute, deriving from the trio of the same name, who became famous basically by hooking up with anything that moves - whether it be male, female or animal.

Previous partners include Miley Cyrus, another male prostitute famous in LA, and Zac Efron, their most attractive conquest to date

Also known as 'Jo-Bros'
Person 1:'My those Jonas Brothers are attractive..oh dayum look at those purity rings'
Person 2: 'No, those rings actually state that they are rent boys, and will pretty much accept any payment'
by Ihatehsm January 8, 2009
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jonas brothers

by hyphy88 October 3, 2008
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