To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.
by Gavingaming February 22, 2023
Get the Hairy Biblemug. by Bby_meme January 27, 2020
Get the Hairy pottermug. Poontang the way Mother Nature intended - totally natural and unshaven :D My girlfriend is a nice pretty young lady who's also completely unshaven, and allows me to pleasure her in ways only someone who likes hairy snizz can. Anyone who doesn't like hairy coochie is probably gayer than a rainbow banner at a gay pride parade.
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...
Contrary to what I've seen many people write, a girl's pubic hair does not, I REPEAT, DOES NOT get stuck in your teeth if you went down on her. Anyone who is stupid or fucked up enough to believe that doesn't deserve to get any, fuckin' homos...
My girlfriend always lets me go down on her, and I am much obliged to eat out her sweet, naturally hairy pussy - mmm, yummy
by Robert F. Black January 3, 2009
Get the hairy pussymug. Pussy. When a girl's pussy has black labia minora (inner lips), they resemble the color and texture of part of a little neck clam. Add some pubic hair and you have a hairy clam.
by ClamMeister February 8, 2009
Get the Hairy Clammug. by Anthony Rambo October 18, 2006
Get the Hairy Cheeriomug. You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...
by JPnEB May 24, 2008
Get the Hairy Pottermug. 