Goomba

Someone that is just acting stupid and does not know what the fuck they are doing or saying.

Sit down and shutup you are being a fucking goomba.

by Kwame Brown 133 October 10, 2018

Goomba

A silly person, the dumbass in your friend group.

“Stfu brett you’re a Goomba”

by Yung Chico May 22, 2018

Goomba

rapper Ken Car$on

goomba so gummy

by mokubahndrxx May 16, 2022

Goomba

Someone that's really stupid or dumb

Guy 1: YO GURL IZ A GOOMBA!
Guy 2: DON'T YOU TALK BOUT MAH LADY DAT WAY.

by ITZYOGURLKHIZZZZZY January 26, 2012

Fus Ro Goomba

When you get pushed off the stage by a Goomba. Past tense is Fus Ro Goomba'd.

Person 1: Dammit, I got Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.

by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

goomba

(noun) A species of brown, mushroom-like animals with two feet, an abdomen, and a head with sharp teeth.

“I keep dying to these goombas!”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021