Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018

Germ-xtra

When someone has an excessive response to surrounding illnesses

Shane was so germ-xtra when Caroline started coughing.

by Brazzlefrazzle November 02, 2017

Guns Germs and Steel

Guns Germs and Steel is a Pulitzer prize-winning book written by Jared Diamond. You'll most likely study this in grade ten social studies or somewhere in university. It was also turned into a National Geographic special which has a wicked intro, good luck finishing it though.

I own 29 copies of the book "Guns Germs and Steel" This is not a joke, I actually do.

by KookyKrock September 21, 2021

germ questing

Purposely not wearing a mask in crowded/public places during a pandemic.

"Did you see that guy germ questing through the bread aisle"

by Gethmer September 25, 2020

Germ-Questing

Using your civil disobedience to purposely not wear a mask in public places during a pandemic.

I saw someone germ-questing in the grocery store today.

by Gethmer September 17, 2020

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts November 30, 2012

germing

whacking your dick on a table and taking a mortar and pestle to grind at it for extra girth!

Hey man, let’s go germing at my house tonight!

by rock hard fairy February 26, 2024