Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022
Get the Ewanmug. Ewan is a smelly guy who likes young boys. He loves giving blowjobs to minors. A known paedophile to the whole of England.
He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.
He is also quite sexy and has a massive penis.
by buttahdawg December 1, 2023
Get the Ewanmug. Ewan K. is a He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. Besides romance, he is an avid business owner, owning a large factory. If you are a small Asian girl, watch out, he might turn you into a protein shake.
by enlightened_sage March 22, 2022
Get the Ewan Kmug. The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time
by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019
Get the Ewan Hanleymug. he is a dick who thinks he’s cool but he's really not. everybody hates him and he is way more ugly than a constipated blob fish.
by bellaisthebest November 24, 2021
Get the Ewanmug. A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018
Get the Ewan Arkleymug. Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.
by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024
Get the Ewanmug.