Flappy Ending

Like a happy ending, except the man isn't really that into it.

She charged me an extra $20 because my flappy ending took 15 minutes!

by LoLcosTacos September 1, 2013

Loose End

'loose end' means unfinished business.

"Good that's one less loose end"

by JuiceBoxi8 August 16, 2022

The Good Ending

When everything comes together in the end, The best conclusion to a moment, story, game, movie or situation in life.

Person 1: "He got The Good Ending In the end"
Person 2: "The Good Ending?"
Person 1: "He managed to beat cancer and pay off his debt"

by OzarkShark January 8, 2021

No End Wipe

A defecation that renders the ass virtually unable to be 100% fully cleaned. No matter how many wipes you make, using paper or moist wipes, remnant fecal matter is always present. In a No End Wipe situation, you just finally give up and are willing to accept having a semi-clean arse.

Johnny used and entire pack of Cottonelle Moist Wipes on his bum after he had an Assplosion and a No End Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015

Jackey Ending

Drinking Jack Daniels and getting "Whiskey Dick" then getting a happy ending massage to prolong the experience.

I can't go out tonight, I got a 5th of jack and a massage appointment at 9:00. Gonna get a Jackey Ending.
jack daniels happy endinghand job

by Jota Jota Ross October 28, 2010

Mad Ending

(Male) It's the opposite of a happy ending. After the massage I'm the one who cums on you.

Cesar: Where can I go to get a spine massage?

Randy: I was just at your house man, all we needed to do
was change into robes and I would have oiled that spine up. I give mad endings though.

by Chabookie January 13, 2011

my ends

A way of referring to where you are from (neighbourhood, town/city, region etc.)

Down my ends, we its all 'ills.

by *HUD* December 19, 2010