desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 06, 2021

desmond

black of the blackest the night sky head ass

desmond stank like a bitch

by babyyyy May 25, 2019

Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world

Ian Desmond is tasty

by DanielleCRay June 20, 2016

Speed Desmond

If you're really fast, you're a Speed Desmond.

The term originates from a slight misunderstanding between autocorrect and the phrase 'speed daemon'.

"I'll be there in five 'cause I'm a Speed Desmond!"

by charis September 15, 2013

Desmond Effect

A thing which happens when a person goes insane from other people.

"I just.. went through a Desmond Effect, that's all."

by Pixelcraftian October 30, 2018

Desmond

Has been rejected 10 times by girls. Short, black and pretty funny. Divorced parents and is pretty smart. In a private school and tries to fit in. Caiden is his best friend and accepts him when no one else does.

Wow Desmond, rejected again!

by FaKe_Desi June 03, 2019

Desmond

Wealthy Healthy straight non bi or homo sexual individual or family member

Sweet caring and non selfish

A diligent worker and a careful yet energetic energy

Desmond's are so nurturing.
Desmond's Are great Children.

by UnoYoko February 12, 2022