Tequila Jade

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.

Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.

by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020

tequila cow

Tequila cow makes tequila that MUST be drank from the tequila cup

I just saw a bunch of tequila cows on the side of the road! Get the tequila cup!!!

by Loosey Moosey December 14, 2011

Tequila Toothbrush

When you soak your penis with Tequila and stick it in someone’s mouth.

Brandon gave the new girl a tequila toothbrush after work.

by B-Rad 2012 August 15, 2018

Tequila Slammer

A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.

Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.

I'll have another Tequila Slammer please

by Poker_Weirdo December 9, 2008

Tequila Popper

Tequila (Tijuana) Poppers are when they blow a whistle in your ear, and pour tequilla down your throat, putting thier hand over your mouth and shaking your head back and forth until it goes down.

When I went down to Tijuana for the weekend my friends ordered me a Tequila Popper. After that I couldn't piss straight for a month.

by MgRd May 31, 2004

Tequila Sunrise

A lavatorial occurrence, when an improperly disposed turd leaves the characteristic sunrise colouring, as popularised by the cocktail of the same title.

Dude, have you seen trap 3? Steve's left a full on tequila sunrise!

by worldoflard May 1, 2009

Tequila Sunrise

When a person is eating a female out while on her period, manages to sneeze into her vagina splattering mucus and menstrual blood onto the bed sheets.

Dude I forgot to take my Zyrtec this morning and totally gave her a Tequila Sunrise when my allergies started acting up.

by Tris Chorres June 16, 2010