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Teenager

A person between the ages of 13 and 19. Personality traits may vary between specimen, but many general traits can be established as generally universal among the teenage population. These traits consist of the following, but are not limited to:

- A gravitation toward music lacking any real lyrical depth and/or musical complexity
- Forming strong opinions about things they don't quite understand (politics, social ideals etc.)
- An inability to realize how young and undeveloped they truly are
- A fascination with modern day, internet friendly acronyms such as LOL (laughing out loud) and SMH (shaking my head), often used as a means to express emotions that their vocabulary can't
- Extreme fear and emotional response to trivial speed bumps throughout life (rejection, social hierarchy)
- Cognitive issues preventing the use of proper grammar or spelling, especially prevalent when messaging others over phones or the internet
- An inability to comprehend romantic relationships in terms of stability and longevity
- An inability to perceive sizes of objects, often leading to wearing clothes three sizes too big for them
- An accepting and/or glorifying view of incarnation and lack of education (see "rap music" and "gangstas"
Bob: "Hey, Jim! How's your son doing?"
Jim: "Oh, I stabbed him in the heart. His taste of music and vocalizations of retarded opinions was really getting to me."
Bob: "Well, that's a teenager for you!"
by BsThebenster December 4, 2014
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Teenager

A child between the age of 12 and 18. When a teenager becomes an adult, they become mature...no the other way around! Abbreviated to teen!
The teenager foolishly went along at the children's immature plans. What teens aren't supposed to be.

The teenager intelligently guided the children into the right path. What teens are supposed to be.
by Augusta Freelance August 20, 2013
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teenager

Generally a person with attitudes and opinions bigger than their life experience. People whose attempts to stand out as someone "unique" and "interesting" are limited to something that changes them from the outside such as a tattoo or piercing; because they lack the character and personality to influence others from their own limited personal arsenal of attributes and qualities. We are all a teen at some point, unfortunately most of us have already acted stupid in front of the whole world before we grew up and realized just how much we didn't know.
Go to any public place and look for someone with their pants hanging down below their underwear, or the person behind the counter at the local store or restaurant who acts like they are doing you a favor by coming to work; let alone providing you any kind of customer service, professionalism, or respect. Those are generally "Teenagers."
by Ruzo October 29, 2007
mugGet the teenagermug.

Teenager

A teenager is the person who is to old to to 50% of things and to young for the other 50%
Younger sibling: wanna watch dora?
Teenager: No, I'm to old for that
Older sibling: I'm going out to the club, see ya
Teenager: Can I go?
Older sibling: No your too young
by Izzy Maldonado November 3, 2020
mugGet the Teenagermug.

Teenager

People between the ages 13-19. They are generally seen as ungrateful and moody, mainly because they are going through puberty.
“Those damn teenagers are good for nothing! ”
by KingKong'sDingDong January 9, 2017
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teenager

Teenager: (noun) When you're too young to do half the things you want to do and too old for the other half.
The visit is not an inspection; a teenagers bedroom is a teenager's bedroom!

In the language of today's teenager, he was cool.
by just another girl February 19, 2013
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Teenager

Mom-uhg my doughter is being a TEENAGER again.
by idecabtu September 18, 2018
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