underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008

techie

A technician. One who works on the technical aspect of any production. Often work into the wee hours the night before a show opens and still receive little recognition.

Without techies, we wouldn't have a show.

by red dragon July 17, 2003

grapefruit technique

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by DesX September 23, 2014

Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig known for recording himself virtually beating up little children in exchange for skywars coins.
He also Loves to steal presents from orphans

Despite being an animal with ~6 CPS he is extremely good at PvP. He likes to call everyone a nerd to hide the fact that he is one himself and he also constantly advertises his YouTube channel by saying "Subscribe to Technoblade".

A list of notable things he's done:

-Gotten a 1400 winstreak in Hypixel Bedwars. (no evidence of him hacking has been found)

-Both won a 1v1 against Hypixel and Skeppy

-Beaten Minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel

-Won the prize for world's hottest elbows

-Has Won Minecraft Monday Multiple Times

-Has Pig Rank +++

He has almost 1.5 million subscribers on YouTube despite hardly ever uploading any videos.

His current goal is to get 10 million subscribers on YouTube
Technoblade: "Subscribe to Technoblade"

Smart 9-year old: "No"
#technoblade#pig#youtuber#skywars#minecraft

OMG ITS TECHNOBLADE

by Rigorousbow (RigGaming on YT) March 13, 2020

immortal technique

Dopest mothafucker that ever lived, underground rapper that spits his opinion and is unafraid of ingnorant bigots.

Immortal Technique disintegrates mics when i spit, I cause more casualties than sunken slave ships.

by Joe Zeisel June 21, 2004

techno

A word describing a genre of electronic music that sprung up in detroit and europe around the same time (early 80's). Was (and Is) characterized by a 4/4 drum kick beat (varies), mechanicalistic effects and drum patterns from drum machines and synths, occaisional bassline, melody of various kinds, and a repititive feel (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH TRANCE). Unfortunately, the word techno was hijacked by mainstream media in the late 80's to cover for everything electronic. This pisses off a load of people each day when they hear others say techno for everything from house to jungle. Please, those of you who do use the word techno for everything electronic--don't. Figure it out.

Techno is made up of such subgenres like acid, detroit (dead), minimal, deep, german, and swedish.

by psytrancer June 30, 2004

immortal technique

Truly some of the best rap in da world. Ranks with the likes of wu tang and jedi mind tricks. Many politically critical lyrics: racism, terrorism, capitalism. Also outlines life on the street, the REAL life, not the fake stuff some people brand as hiphop. This sh*t is DEEEEEEP.

"Father, forgive them, for they don't know right from wrong
The truth will set you free, written down in this song
And the song has the Cause of Death written in code
The Word of God brought to life, that'll save ya soul..."--from "Cause of Death"

by Entropy April 22, 2005