Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Hot tamale

When the d*ck too hot , you suspect a STD. Or sicklecellisiss

Ew get that hot tamale off me. Put in some foil or something

by Mrs. Nesbit January 28, 2022

Eat my tamales

Similar to "eat my shorts", but used when speaking to a Latin American. "Tamales" in this case refer to the buttocks if a male is saying it, and the breasts if a female is.

Person 1: Blah blah j*b search.. blah blah want ads... blah blah economy...
Person 2: Eat my tamales, nigga! I'm tired of you!

by A skibidigmasexual man November 16, 2025

texas tamale

when you shit in a her mouth

ay girl wat dat mouf do lemme give you dat TEXAS TAMALE

by omgTIGG October 5, 2016

Pinching your tamale

Rubbing one out. Whacking of ones winky. Masturbation station

Damn it Billy for the love of God stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Tamale

A female that likes males.

Can be a male to other girls
And still need a male partner

A female that wants to do both without criticism 🌹

I’m in love with a tamale

by alwaysbeyourself April 9, 2019