A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

make tamales

Two gay male bottoms trying to have anal sex

They met at the club but when they got home and realized they were both bottoms, all they could do was make tamales.

by GaycationAllIEverWanted December 18, 2014

Tamale

A female that likes males.

Can be a male to other girls
And still need a male partner

A female that wants to do both without criticism 🌹

I’m in love with a tamale

by alwaysbeyourself April 9, 2019

blue tamales

Tamales but blue. (for some reason)

I love Blue Tamales. For some reason

by Thegamers1222 March 14, 2023

Street Tamale

A joint (marijuana cigarette) of abnormally large girth.

"Hey Jonh, did you see the size of that street tamale Quandale was huffin' on?"

John: "Yeah. That thing looked like a chode."

by monger-duke February 18, 2024

Utah hot tamale special

When a woman sits behinds a man’s ass exposed while he shits in her face

Jessica and Terrence always do the Utah hot tamale special because they both have severe autism

by Skidturd April 20, 2025