During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022
Get the No-Look Tortilla Slapmug. by Thesnakerox February 21, 2021
Get the Tortilla Momentmug. When you eat a little too much Taco Bell, have a fiery and spicy turd perfectly placed in between the breast of your companion. Soon after, you titty fuck her before she finishes you off with a sloppy bj.
I want to eat some Taco Bell tonight so we can spice up our romance in bed with the ole sloppy tortilla.
by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020
Get the Sloppy tortillamug. latino, it can mean "you're a lesbian", but also it's used when someone is switching sides when it suits their needs.
-omg sos una tortilla
-we're married, Carol, you're lesbian too
-she's a tortilla, switching sides just to win an argument
-I think it's called "pro life" but, whatever
-we're married, Carol, you're lesbian too
-she's a tortilla, switching sides just to win an argument
-I think it's called "pro life" but, whatever
by latamdraco7hekeeper December 5, 2021
Get the sos una tortillamug. Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.
Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
by BoredLawStudent1776 May 22, 2009
Get the Tortilla armsmug. When you kneel next to a woman who is laying down and roll her floppy tit around your dick and fuck it. Add sour cream by cuming on the other tit.
by anonymous November 18, 2020
Get the kentucky tortillamug. The act of wrapping up like a tortilla with your sexual partner with blankets and proceeding to have sex like that.
by Dr diddles July 17, 2016
Get the tennessee tortillamug.