Tomato Hair

When a man or woman breaks another person's hymen then proceeds to put their head on the bloody vagina mopping up the blood with their hair

I need a man who can do the tomato hair

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

tomato shankie

“someone who gets a 29/100 on a math quiz 😘”
— shank

“*face turns bright red* GUYS I GOT A 29 OUTTA 100 ON A MATH QUIZ THAT IS OUT OF 30 WHAT DO I DO MY MOM IS GONNA KILL ME!! I AM LITERALLY TOMATO SHANKIE RIGHT NOW”

by bonjovi_isaking29 March 3, 2022

Tomato Slicer

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

by Phil Green July 14, 2006

tomato pie

What pizza is called in Trenton, NJ. A lot of people in New Jersey consider Delorenzo's Tomato Pies the best pizza in New Jersey, and therefore the entire country. It's located in the famous Chambersburg secion

But I think anybody who reads Janet Evanovich knows that already. If you go to Delorenzo's, you'll be sure you saw Stephanie Plum, or you'll think you did cuz you saw a few big haired Jersey Girls

by Federalq2b March 4, 2005

Tomato Boat

A woman who has begun her menstral cycle, e.g. period.

It was our 10th anniversary tonight and Tammy had to go on the Tomato Boat.

by mixman65 July 20, 2008

tomato jam

another name for ketchup

These fries could use a little more tomato jam.

by Zak Hunt January 10, 2009

tomato mouth

A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.

Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."

by CarrieHasATomatoMouth99 May 31, 2016