Tisted

Like being pissed off, but not enough to actually be (a little bit pissed off).

Jack: Yo Finn did you say that girl is tisted?
Finn: No jack, i said she was autistic...
(this is true and i mean no hate to people with autism bc i actually have autism too kthxbai)

by TGGTheGaminGoat November 20, 2019

titted on

To be so defiled that to be titted on is the only thing in the world that is worse than being shit on.

I shit on that kid in cod4 so bad i think i titted on him.

by 1_SHOt February 24, 2009

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

tintiddle

(n) a witty retort, thought of too late
an English equivalent for l'esprit de l'escalier

Jack: If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda!
Erik:...
Jack: What, no comeback?
Erik: (shame)

(later)

Erik: Awwww damn, I just thought of a tintiddle! I should've said, "I left my comeback in your mom!"

by shobeee October 4, 2013

tifted

being upset to point of no return

You real tifted your man wanted me.

by dmariahhh December 2, 2013

Tinded

To hook up with someone through Tinder.

I can't believe that she was looking to get tinded by everyone she swiped.

by Paco, the fake name September 21, 2018

Tilted Towers

A Place which is bad because when you land you instantly die

Tilted Towers is where to die

by FHOFFLKSFJSFKJDFD October 14, 2018