Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

by v1cious October 6, 2004

Thordis

A very talented and funny girl who loves her friends. Is very good in bed.

Wow the girl I met last night was a real thordis.

by a-n-d123456 February 28, 2010

Thrust of Thor

The act of literally utterly destroying a girl's ass on the dance floor. The process of thorring leaves the girl with a sore ass in the morning, and desperate for more.

Dylan - "Dude, Rol you totally gave that girl the Thrust of Thor"
Rol - "Yeah, I think all the other girls wanted some"

by Rolliver's Revolver April 16, 2010

upper arm theory

The circumference of a female's upper arm can determine how much she will weigh in the future. A larger circumference predicts a woman will gain weight uncontrollably as she ages, while a smaller circumference predicts that she will keep her petite figure without much effort.

"Damn dude, the upper arm theory predicts your bitch will be fat by the time she is 30"

by AphtorShok August 28, 2006

theorycel

A person (usually one holding leftist beliefs) who has read every single book, pamphlet and essay even remotely related to their ideology. A theorycel usually becomes insufferable due to their uncontrollable urge to use big esoteric words and definitions, while being unable to engage with anything possible in the real world. Your average theorycel can be found on tankie discords and twitter, peddling their specific form of socialism that will #definitelyworkthistime.

Holy fuck, is Alex still talking about that book he read earlier? What an insufferable theorycel.

by mememachine11 September 18, 2020

Thoreau moment

A moment where an individual sees through the blasphemy of a given or spoken rule in a situation, and in a fashion resembling the philosophy of Henry David Thoreau, speaks against the rules or laws set on the situation often in the name of justice.

A potential form of anarchy for a just cause. The basic use of a Thoreau moment allows the individual to stand up for their rights when they deserve it most. Despite the parallel structure in diction, this is not to be confused with a nigga moment.

Security guard(across the hall): HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE HALLWAYS!
Person(getting something from his locker): But...I have a pass! And I need something from my locker!
Security guard: IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO CLASS NOW, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE!
Person: But...I'm not a delinquent! And I didn't do anything wrong!
Security guard: I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HALLWAYS RIGHT NOW!
Person: Fine then, I'll talk to the principal about this, because this isn't right! An unjust law is no law at all!

~generic Thoreau moment

by AtmaRoM November 17, 2009

Monsters Theory

Monsters Theory is the now-mainstream belief that very large breasts on young, lean women is the single most attractive look a woman can have, despite it having a relatively limited genetic basis (as studies of female siblings have shown) There is no established explanation for how women with 25-30% body fat and large breasts have their figures but luck seems to play the biggest role, since their looks and their breasts both are not an accurate reflection of their parents. The theory that attractive parents produce attractive children has become eroded due to monsters theory. Monsters theory states that genetics play some role, but far less than expected and otherwise ugly, fat parents with not particularly good genes can unleash bombshells on the world.

Example: Guy 1: Did you see that girl at the gym? Man, those were huge!
Guy 2: Monsters Theory in action. Let the monsters do the talkin.’
Guy 3: You scared bro?

by Eric Kazinsky November 3, 2015