Stoned

is when the body refuses to listen to the brain. Confusion ensues.

is what I am when I lose my train-of-thought mid sentence and then we play the " Reverse Psychologist , see you don't remember either " game. They usually remember within 2-20 minutes. If we eventually forget about it, it will jump into my head up to 48 hrs later and I will continue right on with my, uh, uh. What were we talkin about ???
Sorry, stoned....

by dman5 November 20, 2009

Stoned

1. To be extreamly high(the fun kind)
2. To get thrown rocks at for a crime, not common anymore besides to assholes

1.Me:Yo man im soo stoned. Is that a unicorn or a dragon? *hug air*
Johnny: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: I dont know im stoned remember?!
Johnny:Hell yeah!

2. Priest fag guy: You will be punished for your wrong doings!!!
Me: No i dont wanna be stoned you asshole!!!

by Retartedman328 January 4, 2009

Stoned

Tthe staet of minnnnd awl dtns sca saeinfa e dope.
It'S knnid of a e ts ta dn t e h .
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A: Hey man, I'm too stoned. You roll the next blunt.
B: No way, man. I'm too stZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........

by the dude with the blunt January 18, 2005

stoned

a period of time when you act stupid and try to stick you head out a lil window

i tried this hehe

by catelin December 27, 2003

stones

breasts

Barbie's stones slipped past Ken's rowboat.

by gullguy August 16, 2012

stone

a hot piece of lovin'. see sexy.

I wish Stone were all mine.

by mandy March 9, 2005

stoned

1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation

the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus

they'll stone ya and then say good luck

I got stoned....and i missed it!!

by Stoner Dave September 23, 2005