A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.
by alllisson August 01, 2010
1. When someone says this they are describing a current situation that is not supposed to be easy.
2. A situation that cannot be solved easily.
3. Something that isn't a walk in the park.
4. Exclaiming that you are not satisfied with a situation.
2. A situation that cannot be solved easily.
3. Something that isn't a walk in the park.
4. Exclaiming that you are not satisfied with a situation.
Kyle: Dude lemme borrow your truck.
Marc: This aint no picnic!
Kyle: C'mon man it's Friday let's hit the weights hard today.
Marc: This ain't no picnic!
Marc: This aint no picnic!
Kyle: C'mon man it's Friday let's hit the weights hard today.
Marc: This ain't no picnic!
by Key Lay March 21, 2011
by PigFuckerPantyStealer July 27, 2006
It is the act of filling a nap sack with picnic materials (aka meats, bread, cheeses, vegetables, pastry, potato salad, boxed wine, ants, napkins, and plastic silverware). Then proceed to lube said filled nap sack with Teryaki sauce, as well as ginger and Wasabi. Then, slide the formentioned nap sack into the vagina of a willing party. Beware Bears of above average intelligence.
"Man, Heather and I tried the Japanese Picnic, and wow. Her pubic region became rather scrumptious, which allowed me to proceed in tasting her love cup."
by Mike Nenaydykh November 02, 2007
No one but those who experience the Spanish picnic speak about the Spanish picnic. You have to experience it or to know it. Legend tells that the name derives from the sound that occurs when you Spanish picnic with your lover. As if someone were uttering the words "Spanish picnic" in a gargled voice.
Dude, last night I was having sex with my girlfriend and... well we were trying new shit, y know like, in different 'places'' ...and I uh... I think we Spanish picnicked!
by SeriousDudeGuy June 18, 2017
A picnic in which you go with the intention of having an actual picnic, but instead bang each others brains out. In a rural area.
by Pink curtains September 01, 2013
1. she doesn't know how to cook, but she can still make a Ukrainian picnic!
2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.
2. drinks should be Irish and picnics should be Ukrainian.
by Ukie Czupiel. February 06, 2009