Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.

The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.

by twofish22 March 30, 2015

Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

The Midwest

theres literally fucking nothing in here

Person 1: Wanna go live in The Midwest?
Person 2: fuck no theres just fields there THATS IT

by Somebodyiguess December 22, 2022

Midwest

My favorite part of the USA, along with the South, then the Northeast at #3 and #4 is the West. :(

The Midwest, the Heartland is the soul of the USA.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

Midwest Breakfast

The term Midwest Breakfast was adopted from a popular Midwestern service station chain, Casey's. To qualify as a Midwest Breakfast, a male and female fornicate the evening prior. In the morning, the girl performers fellatio on the man - consuming the leftover remnants that remain on the man's penis from the night before; presumably for breakfast.

"Debra and I did anal last night. She got hungry this morning and went ATM for some Midwest Breakfast!"

"Don't shower babe, I'm ready for some Midwest Breakfast!"

by Midwest Brkfst Connoisseur September 27, 2023

Midwest Male

Essentially a Sigma Male who is very talkative.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.

"Tom is such a Midwest Male. He wouldn't shut up at the urinals"

by Closetobegood January 26, 2022

Midwest trespass

The act of doing a neighbor a favor such as mowing the yard, or shoving snow without telling them.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.

"Neighbors yard is getting tall, better mow it for them. "

"You going to ask them first?"

"Nope, Midwest trespass."

by anonymous June 12, 2025