The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.
Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?
Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.
Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.
Tom: actually it's today..
Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.
Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.
Tom: actually it's today..
Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.
by YourAlmostBestFriend March 16, 2022
Get the Anti lotterymug. A lottery that you can buy tickets to often at a very low price that instead of giving away money gives away free sex of in other words free pussy.
by Judge dredd7 September 12, 2011
Get the Snatch Lotterymug. When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.
Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
by katnivorousyourlesbiansavor June 17, 2018
Get the Pig lotterymug. A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.
by tree9368 May 9, 2022
Get the lunch lotterymug. by 3hourtour June 7, 2024
Get the Ladyboner lotterymug. When your a victim of excessive force or harassment from a police officer or department and will easily win a lawsuit case against them resulting in you gaining alot of money
Mark: Yo did you here Johnny got his nose broken by a cop just beacuse he didnt show his ID?
Sam: Yeah that fucking blows but he just won the blue lottery, hes bout to have mad cash.
Sam: Yeah that fucking blows but he just won the blue lottery, hes bout to have mad cash.
by Catalyst10 June 3, 2019
Get the blue lotterymug. by Your_local_genderbender October 21, 2022
Get the The Lotterymug.