lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.

by that guy888888 December 26, 2010

Neapolitan Tan

AKA neapolitan sunburn or simply neapolitan burn, where there are three distinct shades of colour on one's body where sunburn has affected it, thus creating brown, pink and white shades. Occurs mostly on the back of the legs.

Hey did you get a load of Andy's sunburn?

Yeah he was left with a pretty epic neapolitan tan

by burnt as hell February 01, 2010

WOW-tan

the paleness of ones skin due to extensive world of warcraft playing and non exposure to sun

normal person: "hey man its a nice day out why dont you come play baseball or something"

nerd: "while i agree that it is a particularly refreshing day it seems to be a nicer day in astranaar"

normal person: "but dude uve already got a massive WOW-tan"

nerd: "SILENCE!"

-runs back to computer-

by parksXcore May 27, 2009

tan tuba

penis; skin flute

Does he play the tan tuba?

by mackoftrack July 11, 2008

Power-tanning

In efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high SPF values in order to get a darker skin-color ASAP. This usually means risking a sunburn. However, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.

Girl 1: Hey, you should apply some sunscreen. You're gonna get a sunburn.

Girl 2: That's OK, I'm power-tanning.

by simba_j July 17, 2015

tanning injections

Tanning injections refer to the injection of one of the melanotan peptides (melanotan-1 and melanotan II) to develop pigmentation in one's skin thus allowing individuals who ordinarily cannot tan or have difficulty doing so (fitzpatrick skin type I and type II, ie: redheads and gingers) to be able to do so. See: Melanotan.org

United Kingdom Jordan's (Katie Price) boyfriend was amazingly tanned from having used tanning injections.

by melanotan September 23, 2009

Curtain Tan

A one inch wide tan strip the length of a speed freaks face over their good eye from peeking through the curtains looking for the law.

Man that guy is a real sketch artist, check out his curtain tan.

by pinballman February 02, 2010