Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.

Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.

by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026

Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.

It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !

by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025

Ginger-Snapping

When a red haired person uses any means of contact to lash out verbally. Often attempting to start fights or cause a reaction.

Damn, Joe had to block Roscowitz on Facebook, cause he was Ginger-Snapping so hard.

Rage Quit Anger Management

by Smeekley December 22, 2014

Bitch Snapping

Using Snapchat to bitch about random life events.

Betty was Bitch Snapping about her crazy relatives last night.

by Tycho_B November 18, 2016

re-snapping

When someone sends you a Snapchat record it and re-snap it to everyone on your Snapchat.

She sent me a snap of that booty and I'm re-snapping it to everyone I know.

by Loneranger1986 March 8, 2018

Ginger Snapping

When you’re speaking to a couple of gingers on snapchat at the moment.

“Have you been snapping anyone lately” “Just a bit of ginger snapping x”

by Ajdhbdnekdkf October 20, 2018

Bohemian Snapping Turtle

A shot of Blue Curaçao and Melon liqueur

I’ll have a beer and a Bohemian Snapping turtle

by Raphael De la Dictionary June 23, 2019