A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.
Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"
Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"
Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"
by Kevlar of the 804 April 25, 2011
Get the bitches be shopping mug.1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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by The Jerkman December 28, 2011
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Used as an onomatopoeia to describe the physical contact with anything that is soaking wet.
Popular in adult literacy.
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by Nova0 October 17, 2006
Get the sopping mug.A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
by boocs March 17, 2022
Get the hawk-swooping mug.Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.
Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.
Also called SS syndrome.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.
Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.
Also called SS syndrome.
"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."
OR
"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
OR
"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
by AB Banana August 16, 2008
Get the Scooping Spoon Syndrome mug.Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.
by W. T. January 9, 2010
Get the shopping bulemia mug.The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.
I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.
by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010
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