Snooping

is the action of both sneezing and pooping at the same time.
usually the sneeze causes this action; however some people experience snooping because they are allergic to shit which causes them to sneeze.

Ethyl: Hey Terry its nice to have you back in school I missed you!!! What were you even sick with???
Terry: I have no idea Ethyl. It started out with just sneezing, then it turned to pooping, then it turned to snooping.
Ethyl: ahhhh im sorry that sounds awful... hopefully you're better now!!
Terry: I...I...I ahchoooo!!!!!...plus the sound of stepping in tons of mud....oo fuck i snooped again
Ethyl: I..I think i gotta go terry...babye!

by Zx612 July 1, 2011

Swooping Crane

When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.

Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.

by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011

Shooping

Extreme action of toolishness. Usually always wearing tye dye, taking mirror pics, and being sexy.

No! Stop shooping you piece of poop!

by Logan Kimmel March 13, 2011

Soopin'

To be quietly spying over your child's shoulder as he or she IMs or group chats dirty with someone on the internet.

Variation of the word, "Snooping."

Yo, my dad was straight soopin' on me while I was chattin' wtih some filthy girl. I was all like "Dad, dis aint yo turn!!"

by fire machine August 25, 2009

Swoofing

Swinging on an object ( swingset, tireswing) and woofing like a large dog while wearing a unitard.

Look at that guy Swoofing.

by Gigabiite July 29, 2011

Sworpin

Ditching family to hookup with someone

I came in town for the holidays then decided to go sworpin

by C&S122415 April 5, 2016

scooping

When a chick secretly takes the cum from a used condom and smears it in her pussy to try and have an unsuspecting guy's baby. (The condom could have been used on her or on some other girl.)

No way that skank could be pregnant. Hell, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick. She must have been scooping the baby batter from her room mate's trash.

by Spewart May 6, 2006